anonymous Funny Status Messages

   "would like ""Bailouts for millionaires"" for 700 billion, Alex. "

   wonders where Puff the Magic Dragon gets the good stuff

   thinks the best cats are those that are stuck to my tire.

   whistling a merry tune

   kicking it ol' school

   ? Who the hell is that?

   esta practicando su espa?ol

   the heebie da ba jeebies!

   Loves To Be Bipolar...Hates To be Bipolar

   can ride their bike with no handle bars

   must be stored in a cool dry place away from sunlight.

   now available in widescreen.

   may contain traces of nuts.

   may not be smarter than a 5th grader but for sure smarter than a 4th grader

   loves the thought of me on you.

   would like to buy a vowel.

   calling doctor after 4 hour erection

   crunchy on the outside with a deliciously chewy center

   Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(

   Hello world