Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Wouldn't be nice to see if there is an alien on a far away planet that acts exactly like you do.

   "I'm not like most girls." ~ Most girls

   Hey, I'm your friend, I'm two-faced, and I wouldn't mind backstabbing you one day...because that's what all of the friends do am I right...

   Excellent! My prediction of the millions of "Merry Christmas" status updates is coming along perfectly. Now all I need is a million "Happy New Years" status updates and my goals of knowing the obvious will be complete.

   It's interesting how people claim to love/like their jobs, but ready to go home as soon as they get in the door.

   I would like to give a big shout out to all the pissed off kids who only get one set of presents a year because their birthday is too close to Christmas.

   The only people mad at you for speaking the TRUTH are the ones living a LIE.

   Watching golf is like watching paint dry....

   Interesting....Nearly all religions support love....but cause the most wars.

   Pushing the elevator button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator go faster.....you do realize that right.....?

   That "Ah dammit!" moment when you wake up and use the bathroom and your urine goes in 5 different directions soaking everything but the toilet itself.

   For some of the rich & famous around the world. it's really sad that they can buy whatever they WANT, but have to beg for what they NEED.

   I feel sorry for people who get to the end of their life and realize they had wasted it trying to do what somebody else wanted them to do. Be your Truth, not someone's lie.

   You actually play with the volume more often when watching porn.

   Wanna put your relationship's trust to the test, switch phones for a day. See who gets uncomfortable and defensive about the idea first.

   Watch the movie ZEITGEIST if you want to know the truth about....everything. The ugly, brutal truth "they" don't want you to know.

   A woman bragging to a man about her college degree is like a man bragging about slam dunking on a woman.

   Blowing inside cartridges was considered "Loading" back in my early years of gaming.

   Do you look at a Doritos chip closely at how much flavor is on it right before you eat it? The more flavor, the better.

   Coming soon this decade, GREAT DEPRESSION 2. Starring the U.S. Citizens. Produced by NWO. Directed by "The Ones Who Run This Country". This event is rated EF for Everybody's F*cked.