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Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". 
Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
made 5000 USD selling fake Pokémon outside a Special School for mentally retarded children
one idea and been thinking of it all day......
gonna sing karaoke over the Wal-Mart intercom tonight
loving food and thinks cows have the life!
should not be taken if you take nitrates for chest pain as he may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure
wondering if vegetarians eat animal crackers?
cant help but wonder when they'll start making porn in 3D, since that seems to be the new fad with movies.
trying to fill in the blank........
Talk to people about themselves, and they will listen for hours. Talk to people about yourself, and they will tell you who gives a s**t ??
thinks that by the time we finally figure life out the alzheimers kicks in and we forget it all...
it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious!
the best has yet to come...
Just when you thought you had it all, it all falls apart
In small towns like this you might as well live it up, cause you sure as hell won't be living anything down
An elaphant is a mouse drawn to government specifacations.
who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box..... had to be a female......
Barack Obama has 6.5 MILLION Fans on Facebook...how many hunters can we find??
who decided that paper beats rock? Next time I hear someone say that I want them to hold up a sheet of paper and let me throw a rock at them
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