Funny Status Messages

   light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

   would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for meddling those kids

   those who wish to sing, always find a song. =)

   says too many people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold.

   Whenever you fall, pick something up.

   I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!

   like a lawyer....I'm just trying to get you off!

   typing the postcodes of nudist colonies into Google Earth and pressing 'zoom'.

   didn't do it. For the mood: guilty

   I went to a restaurant today and there was a big sign ---> "Employees caught speaking Spanish will be paid in Pesos."

   Can't see tomorrow with yesterday's eyes.

   Everything you'll never be.

   running through your veins like a habit you can't kick

   Trust me...Even if I gave a sh*t I wouldnt give it to you!

   I don't want a happy ending... that implies something has to end..I want a fantastic right now! !! Oh, but wait. I've heard happy endings can be good!! I need to check into that!

   taking a train to the land of make believe

   believes days off are a mixture of relief you aint there and annoyed you have to go back

   says a cannibal is someone who goes to a resturant and orders the waiter!!

   dosn't believe in love at first sight he prefers to talk a second look!!

   dosn't believe in love at first sight he prefers to talk a second look!!