anonymous Funny Status Messages

   the reason for reason

   a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.

   throwing away happy tissues

   listed as in a relationship with his blackberry device...

   having delusions of adequacy

   doing what her rice crispies tell her to....

   so vein he probably thinks this status is about him

   can see Alaska from hisher house

   going to the store. Do you want anything?

   hates the status quo.

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   got bitten by a mosquito and I liked it

   """Turns out I'm not a Jedi after all"" "

   "likes it when people call him ""kitten"" "

   what she said

   wants you and your beautiful soul

   thinks you are wasting her time

   regretting all their wasted time on my space

   "kid tested, mother approved "

   immeasurably happy'