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   messageicon Why does he get to stand up? If he stands up, we'll all stand up...It'll be anarchy!!!
←Rate | 08-08-2009 13:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a case of beer so I can get messed up just like the economy
←Rate | 08-08-2009 13:52 by pichay | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon cloning himself into 3 clones: 1- for work 2- for family 3-to manage 1&2
←Rate | 08-08-2009 16:05 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON
←Rate | 08-08-2009 21:36 by maria | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
←Rate | 08-08-2009 22:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Those Who Can They Do, Those Who Can't They Teach."
←Rate | 08-08-2009 22:40 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costcutters, or if she really had it coming.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 04:31 by deithy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon just smoked crack for the first time and I can confirm that it is NOT addicti.....uh oh
←Rate | 08-09-2009 10:41 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon she looked good from far,but when she got up close she was far from good.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 11:50 by TM | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'ts raining outside and I love the sound".
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon a long awaited time has come, today is the day am not waiting anymore.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:23 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I could rearrange alphabet, I would put 'U" and "I" together
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:43 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon thanking ginger people, without them I would have no one to laugh at!
←Rate | 08-09-2009 12:59 by J | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon drinking coffee so I can do stupid things faster and with more energy.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:43 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon golfing tomorrow, that will NOT help my stress!
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:45 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ready to party today with grilled food and family (actually, we're only grilling the food).
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:46 by Tim Gebhart | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon running with scissors and eating paste
←Rate | 08-09-2009 15:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon fried, died, and layed to the side.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 16:39 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon out clubbing this weekend. I'm going to beat my record of 12 baby seals
←Rate | 08-09-2009 16:41 by Tim | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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