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uncovering the truth from the lies
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08-04-2009 08:35 | Tags: Filtered
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wonders if there is another word for synonym!
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08-04-2009 15:39 by
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has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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08-04-2009 19:55 by
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waking up in vegas
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08-04-2009 20:10 by
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truly have been blessed with more stupidity than I deserve I really should share it with the less fortunate smart people.
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08-04-2009 20:45 by
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the next time someone says you're welcome tell them it;s better than dolphin sperm.
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08-04-2009 21:40 | Tags: Filtered
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will do it for a caravan.
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08-04-2009 22:51 by
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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08-04-2009 23:22 by
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Sexy,Single and ready to mingle!!!
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08-04-2009 23:56
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auditioned to be the 5th Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, but sadly, is too old.
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08-05-2009 00:44 by
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doesn't need to exercise...I get enough by pushing my luck, jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle!
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08-05-2009 01:30 by
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gee,has anyone else noticed how much hannah montana and miley cyrus lookalike-...
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08-05-2009 02:01 by
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A barbie girl in a barbie world....lifes fantastic!!...thats because i'm plastic!(now you know how MJ felt)
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08-05-2009 02:03 by
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taking a kung-fu class with Grandmaster Shou-Yu Liang. because he will show YOU how its done
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08-05-2009 03:48 by
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Friday is just another day closer to Monday
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a nobody...nobody is perfect , Therefore, I'm perfect
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with a dash of anger and a pan full of rage, is cooking up a funkin storm.
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08-05-2009 12:21 by
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doesn't blame Congress. If I had 600 billion does I would be irresponsible too...
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08-05-2009 15:13
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wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call my bank.
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08-05-2009 15:48 by
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likes huge ( . )Y( . )
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