anonymous Funny Status Messages

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   Joe the plumber

   writing a list and checking it twice

   picking a bone with you

   terrified of being offline

   having it her way

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   laughing at your pictures

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!

   got the power

   surrounded by incompetence.

   wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?

   pities the fool

   wanking over your profile picture

   M.I.A

   have sex not children

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

   not your daddy

   calculating the cost of a train ride to Hawaii

   ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ