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Pfizer Claims Its Covid Vaccine Effective Against Nuclear Reaction Too.
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03-02-2022 04:30 by
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
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11-17-2016 04:57 by
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My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.
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07-28-2016 11:34 by
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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
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07-05-2016 11:29 by
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Happy anniversary to the love of my life, and her husband Steve.
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10-28-2015 11:04 by
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Your SMS inbox is your shopping updates app now. Card transaction information Order confirmation Package tracking Delivery Information
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10-26-2015 11:07 by
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Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.
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08-19-2014 02:12 by
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That moment when you see your EX with that person they told you not to worry about during your relationship...
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07-27-2014 02:42 by
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Don't be upset that you're single; be happy that someone isn't ruining your life.
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06-09-2014 11:18 by
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What is love? I don't even want an answer. I'm just ecstatic knowing that at least 90% of you thought "Baby, don't hurt me."
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05-23-2014 05:01 by
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How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
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05-23-2014 05:01 by
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Love is very strong.. It can remove tears, fears & even underwears.
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05-23-2014 05:00 by
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You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
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05-14-2014 13:41 by
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As soon as you get in a relationship, everyone wanna send you that 'I miss you' text.
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05-08-2014 03:45 by
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Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
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05-07-2014 18:02 by
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Life isn't a fairy tale. It's a fill-in-the-blank choose your own adventure scratch & sniff colouring book with missing pages and random highlighted passages that make no sense to anyone but the author.
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05-05-2014 10:53 by
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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
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04-28-2014 03:43 by
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If you're ever feeling down on your appearance, remember: even the ugliest potato can become a beautiful French fry
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04-03-2014 03:45 by
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Facebook got 2 billion to burn even though the site is 90% candy crush requests & fake news that tricked your grandma.
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03-29-2014 03:42 by
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If they feel the need to point out your flaws, THEY might be your biggest one.
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03-15-2014 07:41 by
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