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Do beavers even know what they're doing? Or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, "Absolutely not!"
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05-05-2021 14:37 by
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Betty White deserves better than to inherit this mess of a planet when we die
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05-03-2021 12:19 by
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Well it was a solid 5 days. Here's to 2022! 🥂
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01-06-2021 23:28 by
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Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
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06-04-2017 08:33 by
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You couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
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11-23-2010 20:39 by
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Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
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11-23-2010 20:38 by
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Please, write your comments down on the back of a $20 dollar bill and send them to me.
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11-21-2010 11:41 by
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Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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11-21-2010 11:38 by
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart.
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11-21-2010 11:33 by
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You are what you eat. So stay away from the jerk chicken.
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11-21-2010 10:58 by
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Never weed wack poison ivy in the nude.
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11-21-2010 10:55 by
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents
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11-21-2010 10:48 by
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Always remember to pillage before you burn.
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11-21-2010 10:47 by
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am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
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11-21-2010 10:44 by
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Actually officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding.
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11-21-2010 10:40 by
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When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to rock concerts.
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11-21-2010 10:37 by
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The Lawyer's Creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."
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11-21-2010 10:35 by
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The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!
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11-21-2010 10:34 by
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Captain's log, stardate 41358.2. I am nailed to the hull.
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11-21-2010 10:32 by
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Sometimes I think that if there were a third sex, men wouldn't get so much as a glance from me.
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11-21-2010 02:23 by
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