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I hate when cashiers ask you if that's everything. Oh no, I'd also like a hand job
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07-09-2011 21:06 by
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Today is Independence Day. The day when Americans show their deepest gratitude to Will Smith and thank him for saving us from the Alien Invasion!
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07-04-2011 12:47 by
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Just once somebody needs to roundhouse kick the person who does the 1$ bigger bid on The Price Is Right!
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06-10-2011 14:59 by
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Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?
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06-03-2011 14:06 by
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Instead of cashiers saying "here's your receipt" they should say "will you throw this away for me?"
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06-03-2011 00:41 by
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I can't wait till October for when Rapture the sequel comes out.
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06-01-2011 15:52 by
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Never thought it would happen but I actually got hungry watching 2 girls 1 cup
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06-01-2011 15:46 by
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It's Been A Tough Few Years For The Ocean, we've had the oil spill, the Japan radiation, and now "Hey! Mind if we put Bin Laden there too?!"
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05-20-2011 00:54 by
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Just told AT&T that I'd make a payment on my cell phone Sunday, so I'm really banking on this rapture sh*t..
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05-20-2011 00:51 by
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I've got 99 problems and I'm not dealing with any of them (Lay-Z)
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05-20-2011 00:49 by
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Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices..
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05-17-2011 13:50 by
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My internet went down yesterday. I think my neighbor forgot to pay the bill. How irresponsible..
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05-17-2011 13:50 by
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I better get to sleep. I have to get up early to call in sick to work..
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05-16-2011 21:15 by
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I have a ton of leftover horse. I guess I wasn't as hungry as I thought I was.
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05-01-2011 04:12 by
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"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?"
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04-30-2011 01:07 by
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I installed a stripper pole outside my house. Haven't caught one yet.
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04-28-2011 22:48 by
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Google has gotten so used to my search habits, all I have to do is type a celebrity's name and it automatically adds "nude".
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04-28-2011 22:47 by
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If I ever wake up in a room with a bunch of people and a tape recorder that says, "Hello, I want to play a game", I'm gonna be pissed!!!
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04-24-2011 14:49 by
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So 'Lol' has become the new , 'Yep I have nothing to say'
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04-22-2011 19:07 by
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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04-22-2011 18:57 by
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