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Every flaw in my character is quietly salvaged as evidence of my genius.
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07-22-2011 16:02 by
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A necktie functions like a tourniquet, preventing excess blood from entering the head.
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07-22-2011 16:01 by
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“Tired of online dating? You're not alone.” Yes you are. That's why you're dating online.
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07-22-2011 16:00 by
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I wrote a joke about the short duration of cocaine, in fact the joke itself is a one-liner.
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07-22-2011 16:00 by
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A good rule for facebook: Friends don't let friends friend non friends.
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07-10-2011 18:16 by
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Tattoos: Nothing like a permanent disfigurement to satisfy the whims of fashion.
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07-10-2011 18:15 by
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Yesterday I had a religious experience: I was repressed and beaten by a man in a black robe.
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07-10-2011 18:14 by
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Facts are busily being ground into meat.
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07-10-2011 18:07 by
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Chess Master Plots Brilliant Attack On Wife!
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07-10-2011 18:06 by
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When are they going to do a myth busters episode on God?
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07-10-2011 18:05 by
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A lawnmower is like a man. You either have to push it or ride it if you expect to get any work out of it.
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06-12-2011 19:10 by
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Big Boobs makes my ADHD go crazy!
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06-12-2011 18:49 by
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- Boobs are a lot like toy trains...they are meant for kids but dads like playing with them too
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06-12-2011 18:47 by
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going to defrag my brain. Process takes 8 to 9 hours. Will be unavailable till reboot is complete..
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06-12-2011 18:40 by
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thinks Facebook should add another option for Friends Requests... WHO ARE YOU?
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05-25-2011 18:55 by
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Wish I could change my relationship status to "batteries dead" LOL
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05-25-2011 18:54 by
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Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
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05-18-2011 19:23 by
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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05-17-2011 01:39 by
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It's sad to see that two close people don't recognize each other anymore. Not because they grew up but because they grew apart.
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05-17-2011 01:33 by
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
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05-17-2011 01:31 by
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