Rob Funny Status Messages

   Relationship Status? Facebook going down today was the first thing to go down on me in years

   A friend told me "I think your brain is 80% movie clips." Without knowing what to day I started quoting Dumb and Dumber....AND TOTALY REDEEMED MYSELF!!

   Sooner or later you will see the BIG PICTURE God is painting for your life instead of just the colors He's using at the moment so dont get your panties all up in a knot

   To all the SINGLE MEN, GEEKS and Comic Book Nerds//// You lost out on Feb. 14 Valentine's Day.....You lost out on March 14 Steak and BJ Day ....BUT today is YOUR day....HAPPY PALM SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

   Anyone know how to open a washing machine door from the inside?

   Thanks jerry springer for making my life seem normal...

   it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?

   Todays's game in Happy Valley will be referred to as "the Cornhuskers vs the Cornholers"

   Do they have unbearded ladies at an Italian carnival?

   Wow...there apparently is a front And back to male thongs.

   No seriuously we should not have dumped Osama bin Laden's body in the ocean ..... Neptune is pissed. He has Unleashed The Kraken's

   You've been H.A.D ... HAPPY APOCALYPSE DAY .

   i would like to thank you people for letting me know its friday every week its thoughts like this that keep me on facebook.

   Are you always this stupid, OR ARE YOU MAKING A SPECIAL EFFORT TODAY?

   You can walk out that door and keep on walking... Because you never shut up and you're always talking.

   Judge me all you want..But don't think I'll give a damn.

   "Look at the keyboard ... you and I are together, look underneath it says JK."

   Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep

   It's not that I hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and I had water. I would drink the water.

   See this Ipod ? Hear the music ? It's the only thing that's keeping me from killing you right now .