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I wonder if, Wes Craven died in his sleep....Or did he go out with a Scream?
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08-31-2015 12:26 by
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it's freezing outside..at least I don't have to walk the 20 feet for a cold beer, the ice window box is just a little stretch...
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01-07-2015 09:13 by
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I don't know if I need to close one eye and fart, or sh-t and go blind
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01-07-2015 01:35 by
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Justin Bieber Hospitalized for Limp Wrist Injury
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09-05-2014 11:43 by
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How to solve all the children crossing the southern border illegally, put all the registered sex offenders and pedifiles there to give them candy and greet them!
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08-02-2014 02:44 by
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We'll take Justin Bieber... Roman Catholic Church Priest Diocese.
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01-30-2014 08:29 by
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Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber BFF'S
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01-30-2014 06:53 by
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We should be able to text 911, just in case you're hiding from the crazy psycho killer in the trunk of a car...
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01-17-2014 01:05 by
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With my luck that Southwest plane would have landed in rebel terrorist controlled Syria!
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01-13-2014 18:12 by
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Governor Chris Christie ran his pie hole for 2 hours, that explains the warmer weather!
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01-10-2014 14:50 by
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The opinion of one is the opinion of all........
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01-02-2014 20:45 by
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If I get their attention negative or positive I accomplished my intent...
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01-02-2014 20:31 by
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Colorado is changing their state flower to "Sinsemilla"
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01-02-2014 16:51 by
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RIP Uncle Phil (James Avery) you were the Prince of Bel Air!
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01-02-2014 06:43 by
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I want to move to Colorado that way this be a legal "Wake-N-Bake"
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01-02-2014 06:12 by
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The best part of waking up..... Is Bailey's In My Cup...
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01-01-2014 10:23 by
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Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!
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01-01-2014 08:03 by
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Well it's almost time for that " New Year -- New Me " bullsh_t again!
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12-27-2013 14:50 by
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We had a war on drugs, there were more drugs, war on terror and more terrorist, so for 2014 we need to have a war on money and jobs, it can't hurt!
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12-27-2013 13:58 by
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Nothing shows more Christmas spirit then then Egypt, and Sudan they keep sending each other cars- that blow up! Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal!
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12-27-2013 09:46 by
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