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Dear people: Stop drunk texting. Sincerely, Cell Phone Companies
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03-13-2011 22:15 by
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I have a lot of people in my phone with the last name "FromTheBar".
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12-28-2010 14:26 by
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Wow, I have a lot of people named "Do Not Answer" in my phone...
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12-28-2010 14:17 by
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Sarah Palin has a new reality TV show. Now all she has to do is enter reality.
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11-30-2010 00:26 by
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Alright, Captain Morgan, I'll make you a deal....I'll stop drinking when you put your foot down.
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11-27-2010 17:04 by
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I love Beer. I would marry Beer if I could. ''Do you, Beer, take me to be your awfully wetted wife....until a DUI do us part? I LOVE YOU, BEER!"
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11-27-2010 17:01 by
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Dear future politicians, If one of you promises to synchronize a few traffic signals around here, you'll get my vote. Sincerely, Taxpayer #317.
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11-24-2010 03:45 by
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I just googled the word ''anagram'' and it said, ''Did you mean: nag a ram?'' Well played, Google. Well played.
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11-19-2010 13:36 by
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If the best part of waking up is Folgers in my cup, I don't think I wanna wake up.
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11-19-2010 08:48 by
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I'm no genius, but I am smart enough to know that there is no ''x'' in the words ''especially'', ''espresso'', or ''ask''.
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11-18-2010 11:11 by
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Parachute for sale. Used once. Never opened. Small stain.
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11-18-2010 04:11 by
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