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it OK to cut in front of someone wearing all Camouflage?
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06-14-2019 18:21 by
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My noise reduction feature on my new hearing aid dosen't work..... I can still hear my wife yapping.
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03-19-2019 20:46 by
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Never laugh at your wife's choices. You're one of them.
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02-20-2019 23:06 by
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Beer bottle: "Break me and you get one year bad luck." Mirror: "Are you kidding, break me you get seven years bad luck." Condom: Ha ha ha, and walks away.
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02-20-2019 13:38 by
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I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.
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02-20-2019 13:32 by
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All this beer drinking I do gives me a hangover. It's really noticeable when I stand sideways.
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02-10-2019 13:44 by
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The best part of Valentine's day, is the next days 50% off sale on the box chocolate candy.
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02-05-2019 17:14 by
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's day, then the side chick is you.
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02-05-2019 17:10 by
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The penalty for bigamy is having two mother in-laws.
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02-05-2019 16:03 by
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough, that's why we have two hands.
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02-03-2019 14:56 by
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My boss just appointed me as his sex adviser. He said " When I want your fu*king advice, I'll ask for it."
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01-28-2019 18:20 by
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Breast are proof that men can concentrate on two things at the same time.
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01-28-2019 18:15 by
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Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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01-27-2019 13:28 by
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In this cold weather, it's hard to give people the finger when you're wearing mittens.
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01-25-2019 17:33 by
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My mother inlaw standing in front of a mirror: "I feel fat and ugly." . Me to make her feel better: "Well at lease your eye sight is good."
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01-24-2019 14:17 by
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Silence is golden. Unless you have teenagers. Then it becomes suspicious.
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01-19-2019 06:59 by
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When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
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01-19-2019 06:56 by
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I don't rise and shine, the best I can do is get up and gripe.
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01-16-2019 14:14 by
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My mother in-law is so ugly, even a boiling tea kettle won't give her a whistle.
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01-14-2019 17:23 by
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Got my ancestry DNA results back. It seems I related to Adam and Eve.
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01-13-2019 16:35 by
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