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the S or the C silent in the word scent?
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04-09-2016 23:43 by
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I must have drank more than I thought last night...there's an entire hour that I don't remember!
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03-13-2016 10:16 by
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In a final selfless gesture, Abe Vigoda will be donating his ear hair to Locks Of Love.
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01-26-2016 18:45 by
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The Asians haven't been this embarrassed since William Hung was singing "She Bangs, She Bangs"
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07-05-2015 19:58 by
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RESEARCH: Tin foil hat club. Too much time on hands club. Lives in parents basement club.
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04-22-2014 21:57 by
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there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
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01-25-2014 22:23 by
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The political frustrations of this week remind me how happy I am to have allegiance to greater kingdom.
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06-30-2012 08:21 by
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99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 7%.
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05-04-2012 11:03 by
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My friend Mary joined me for dinner. I had a petite filet and Mary had a little lamb!
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03-10-2012 00:24 by
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if I took a drink every time Musburger said "Honey Badger", I would have passed out in the 3rd quarter.
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01-10-2012 08:13 by
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Everyday I'm shoveling!
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01-03-2012 19:53 by
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Im thinking of opening a specialty store that caters to people with A.D.D. I will call it "The Shiny Squirrel". Or I might just throw rocks at this tree.
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12-15-2011 16:42 by
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Somewhere in Florida, a strip club just gained an employee.
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07-05-2011 17:19 by
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ran 2.7 miles today. apparently the ice cream truck doesnt have rear view mirrors.
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06-27-2011 14:58 by
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the pill...... the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to avoid pregnancy
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06-23-2011 12:22 by
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excuse me ma'am, how many ping pong balls can you fit in your mouth?
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06-06-2011 21:28 by
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In this kind of weather I expected to see more boobs hanging out.
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06-06-2011 20:56 by
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there has to be a woman out there thinking to herself right now..." man I wish someone would pick me up like a bowling ball"
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06-06-2011 19:17 by
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When I was a kid people who wore there hat crooked, pants half off, and shoes untied rode the short bus!
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02-01-2011 10:05 by
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Jerry springer say's, "The difference between his guests and politicians are the number of their teeth."
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11-01-2010 16:35 by
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