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Hello 911 a straight man is encouraging me to be my best self instead of bringing out the worst in me and idk what to do, send help.
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07-30-2023 16:01 by
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20 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Jonny Cash β Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
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05-08-2023 16:25 by
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Boop Bop Beeda Beep Boop Lop Bee eezz ... YOU'VE GOT MAIL !! ππ
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04-23-2023 16:56 by
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Beedo Boop Bop Beeda Beep Boop Lop Bleeda Bee eezz ... you've got mail !!
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04-10-2023 18:21 by
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I swear I can feel my brain buffering.
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11-04-2022 20:53 by
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How am I supposed to explain Daylight Savings Time to my neighbors dog?
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11-04-2022 20:42 by
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Lotto Max is up to a full tank of gas and a buggy load of groceries.
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07-28-2022 20:10 by
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I shurvivfed the dentisht wivout any notishable shide affecshss. π
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07-14-2022 17:22 by
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Don't honk at me asshole, I'm not on my phone. I missed the light change because I was trying to get that last french fry at the bottom of the box. π π
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05-24-2022 14:23 by
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Maaaaay The 4th Be With You
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05-04-2022 17:39 by
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With you, may the fourth be β Yoda
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05-03-2022 23:31 by
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Strong with this fourth day of may, the force is β Yoda
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05-03-2022 23:30 by
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Word on the street is, Cookie Monster has tested positive for COVID. It's the Om nom nom nomicron variant.
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04-16-2022 00:05 by
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We used to be young and carefree, and now we have a favorite cashier at the grocery store.
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04-08-2022 15:32 by
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Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! It's off to sleep I go. I'll crawl in bed and rest my head. Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho!
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04-05-2022 22:46 by
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Ah, Easter. That lovely time of year that reminds you to take down the Christmas decorations.
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03-31-2022 20:05 by
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πΆ I got in one little fight and my mum got scared, πΆ she said You can't slap Chris Rock because your wife has no hair.
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03-28-2022 17:52 by
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I miss the days when peopleβs biggest concern was Marilyn Manson.
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03-01-2022 16:43 by
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The βthank you waveβππΌ after letting someone merge their car in front of yours is the one thing holding this fragile society together.
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12-04-2021 14:12 by
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Does anyone know where I can get more Lite-Brite pegs?... I'm trying to finish my Will and Testament.
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11-24-2021 16:10 by
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