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Spoiler alert. It's sour cream
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08-21-2020 10:06 by
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I changed my passwords to incorrect, so when I forget it tells me. Your password is incorrect. . .
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01-14-2018 18:29 by
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Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .
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01-14-2018 12:31 by
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Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
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01-09-2018 19:15 by
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What people need are Café Mocha Marijuana Latte's. . .
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12-14-2017 09:27 by
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Some times you have to ask yourself. Is it worth the rug burn. . .
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11-28-2017 19:21 by
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New walking dead movie coming out, featuring Keith Richards. . .
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10-06-2017 19:30 by
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And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .
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10-05-2017 15:27 by
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O.J wants to move to Florida. Florida doesn't want him. He can move in with me, think of all the publicity I'll get. . .
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10-01-2017 18:14 by
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My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
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09-27-2017 07:52 by
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College wall posts, Welcome back students. Sex is not allowed in the dorm rooms. The students are like, " Yeah Right "
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09-01-2017 16:55 by
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Adrenalin highs are my favorite, it helps me conserve my weed. . .
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08-16-2017 16:27 by
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I am all for the death penalty, but I think we should make it interesting and fun. Make it a game and play musical electric chairs. When the music goes off one chair gets a nice charge. . .
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06-18-2017 01:13 by
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For now on, should United airlines lose a passengers baggage. That passenger has a right to kick a$$ on one of their employees. . .
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04-13-2017 17:58 by
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I was going to moving to Russia if Hillary won the election. . .
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03-03-2017 23:47 by
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Do you know is not for some people smoking Marijuana the murder rate would be a lot higher than it is.. So get high and keep the murder rate low. . .
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02-25-2017 08:48 by
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With all the transgender BS going on. I am worried about claiming to be a man. I'm confused. . .
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02-24-2017 16:20 by
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Ever have one of those nights you were almost involved in a threesome, but one hand fell asleep. . .
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02-22-2017 20:35 by
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What's more important. The prick of the roses or the prick giving them. . .
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02-14-2017 19:10 by
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If you're single, happy go f#ck yourself today. . .
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02-14-2017 10:00 by
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