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Only 20 Java updates since yesterday??
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03-05-2014 14:03 by
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The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.
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02-08-2014 12:45 by
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The best thing about Youtube videos is when they have managed to keep the good VHS quality.
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10-30-2012 21:42 by
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Wow, you're sweet in long distance! Maybe a long distance relationship could work.
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10-30-2012 21:41 by
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"Continental Breakfast". What is continental with jam, bread and coffee/tea?
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10-30-2012 21:16 by
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If you play Justin Bieber backwards you get hidden messages from the devil himself to pull yourself together and listen to something else.
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10-30-2012 21:13 by
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I think stuffed animals have learned their lesson.
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10-29-2012 09:19 by
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When I say, "No problem," I mean, "YOU REMEMBER THIS FAVOUR FOREVER."
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09-28-2012 03:16 by
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has forgotten which sock goes on which foot
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05-01-2012 17:36 by
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Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.
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05-01-2012 17:32 by
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I'm not ready to adopt a highway, but a dead end street feels familiar and manageable.
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05-01-2012 17:14 by
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We all have that one friend that makes us laugh with their stupidity.
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04-26-2012 17:36 by
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I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else
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04-26-2012 17:34 by
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Throwing lamps at people that need to lighten up...
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04-26-2012 17:28 by
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Every time I consider being healthy, I remember pizza.
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04-26-2012 17:22 by
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Best Christian pick up line " I was reading the book of numbers and then I realized I did not have yours "
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03-21-2012 21:19 by
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I looked at you and all I could see was perfection, you looked at me and in your eyes I was a rejection.
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03-17-2012 21:16 by
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I really think I am gonna get a knock on my front door one day and the person saying "We have ten people in common on Facebook, can I come in ?"
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10-02-2011 17:24 by
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The most terrifying question a woman can ask a man is: Notice anything different?
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10-02-2011 17:23 by
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I have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything and Yahoo is a Male , pointless and never works ..
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06-28-2011 19:46 by
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