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   messageicon if this space force is legit, send up people too overweight to run on the ground just so we can have "pigs in space"
←Rate | 06-23-2018 00:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now N. Korea is considered a threat once again??? Can this orange idiot make up his mind?
←Rate | 06-22-2018 23:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the children are the future, then the future is gonna poop the bed.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 22:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will destroy a Millennial's ability to even.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If smartphones existed in the 80's, most of us would have a parole officer.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon And for my next trick, my brain will chemically balance itself.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 21:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Immigrant families will no longer be separted. They will be locked up together. Hopefully we can start with Hillary's family.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 21:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "It's not all about how someone looks." - Helen Keller.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 20:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever put butter on a Poptart, it's so frigging goooood . If you haven't put butter on a Poptart, I really think you should .
←Rate | 06-22-2018 18:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If MSNBC wants to know where all the detained girls are, then should start by looking in Judge Moore's basement!
←Rate | 06-22-2018 15:45 by WhoHAA Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was just reported that Stormy Daniels is going to the border. I think she's confused on the meaning of "missionary work."
←Rate | 06-22-2018 15:27 by Scafmars Comments (0)  

   messageicon The older I get, the less judgy I am of Norman Bates spending his life with a dead lady in a chair
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I get confused, is Ivanka the wife or the daughter?
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:06 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I liked Melania better when she was missing for 24 days.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 11:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let a silent fart around your buddies and ask them if they smell popcorn.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 10:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A picture is worth a thousand words, but it takes up a lot more hard drive space.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 09:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care how important you think you are. You should do what you learned in kindergarten; be patient and wait your turn.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 09:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I cook, clean, and run errands because I know I can't compete with a vibrator.
←Rate | 06-22-2018 09:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Planning a trip to Australia..I was asked if I had a criminal record?..I didn't know you still needed one?
←Rate | 06-22-2018 08:35 by Truman Comments (0)  

   messageicon What? WikiLeaks is endangering lives and is unamerican? Wow, you don't say? Gee, what a surprise.....
←Rate | 06-22-2018 06:45 Comments (0)  


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