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   messageicon So happy to see Hillary proud to be President of 2 nd earth should of been Bernie
←Rate | 11-21-2017 09:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon After watching Lavar Ball I know know why his son steals and thinks he is entitle .
←Rate | 11-21-2017 09:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lavar Ball biggest parent fail ....
←Rate | 11-21-2017 09:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon More Democrats have tumbled in the past week than Confederate statues this year
←Rate | 11-21-2017 08:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I get coffee at Starbucks and the guy asks me my name I read his name tag and say his name and then he's like "Nooo wayy! That's my name too!" and I go like "Nooo wayy!" and I always think I'll get something free but I don't.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 07:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you could cross a centipede with a turkey you would have enough turkey legs for everyone.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 07:44 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ugh. None of my Facebook friends have accepted my "Take Seven B&W Pictures of Your Life Print them Poster-Size, Tint them with Watercolors, Scan Them, Increase Vibrance by 50% then Post Each One with a 3-Word Description Challenge".
←Rate | 11-21-2017 05:03 by unknowncomic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Site owner kills his own website with stupidity. News at eleven.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 02:42 by Franken Comments (2)  

   messageicon So much for the party of family values. Republicans have now re-branded as the party of child molesters.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:20 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Sure hope no one has high expectations of me today.
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course you can use bacon grease as furniture polish. *licks coffee table*
←Rate | 11-21-2017 00:11 by psycho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Holy crap! With all these famous people getting the skeletons pulled out of their closets, I'm starting to feel like a saint.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 23:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your posts are going viral, just like herpes.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 22:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Charles Manson doesn’t bust hell wide open I don’t know who will.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 21:10 by Estabien Comments (0)  

   messageicon Gary Hinman, Sharon Tate, Jay Sebring, Abigail Folger, Wojciech Frykowski, Stephen Parent, Leno LaBianca and Rosemary LaBianca. Hopefully their families have a little peace tonight. There's a little less evil in world.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 21:05 by Nene Comments (0)  

   messageicon Upon learning about the death of his idol Charles Manson, Chuck Schumer wept and was quoted, "He taught me all that I know!"
←Rate | 11-20-2017 19:10 by Willabeman Comments (9)  

   messageicon Kim jong nu looks like a korean garden gnome
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:10 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Global Warming must be true, it seems a lot of snow flakes are melting this year.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 18:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The way Hollywood actors are these days, Charles Manson may have simply been ahead of his time.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 15:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If a man puts a vibrator to his ear he’ll hear how he’s not good in bed.
←Rate | 11-20-2017 13:00 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


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