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   messageicon Thank God Obama isn't president anymore
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:44 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Rocky died in a school shooting!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:42 Comments (1)  

   messageicon What this world coming to with wusses? The shooting victims of the Florida shooting are such idiotic sn0wf1akes.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 16:00 by ClarkKent Comments (1)  

   messageicon Happy Obama Day, everyone!
←Rate | 02-19-2018 13:19 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Seriously! The whites are mad as hell because there's a movie about a black superhero which has great reviews? You guys seriously need to grow the hell up.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 11:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 07:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe they remade the Pink Panther movie and changed the name since it stars a b|@ck guy instead. It is just pathetic how blatantly unoriginal Hollywood has gotten these days.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 07:27 Comments (2)  

   messageicon What's a burnt pizza, frozen drink & a pregnant girl have in common? In each case there was an idiot who didn't take it out in time
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The woman in the car next to me is totally checking me out I think she likes me, well anyway after I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:58 Comments (1)  

   messageicon God created the world in 7 days, but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I'm a big deal
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Atheists, spending all their negative energy and life talking about God until they become plant food. What a waste
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks
←Rate | 02-19-2018 03:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I seriously still don't know how a senior citizen can be so immature, I have never seen it before.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 01:00 Comments (2)  

   messageicon The imbecile is livid today. His whole 3 day golf weekend has been spoiled by a mass murdering fan and his inconsiderate victims.
←Rate | 02-19-2018 00:08 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I just bought the "Best of 2 Pac” CD and it's blank.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 23:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon NBA All Star Game: Fergie sang that National Anthem so bad, Collin Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the Anthem like that.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 21:46 by JW Comments (0)  

   messageicon I see house flies in the flies near why do I never see dragon flies on episodes of Game of Thrones?
←Rate | 02-18-2018 19:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Scotty, don't beam me up yet. I am taking a dump.
←Rate | 02-18-2018 03:54 Comments (1)  

   messageicon If running on a treadmill was only way to Recharge our phones, we would be the healthiest people on the planet
←Rate | 02-17-2018 21:17 Comments (1)  


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