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   messageicon Think I'm starting to understand how Howard Hughes must have felt self isolating, except for I'm not staying in a luxury Las Vegas hotel, have billions of dollars or servants leaving things at my door, but other than that I think I understand how he felt.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 22:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * I hope his portal to hell opens back up so he can go back home.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m done with my 90 Day trial of 2020! How Do I Cancel my Membership?
←Rate | 04-08-2020 21:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because he's there with a group of medical experts doesn't make him one.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 21:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon GOP: Greed Over People
←Rate | 04-08-2020 20:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a dream I weighed 1200 lbs and went on 'My 600-lb Life' twice.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 19:38 by Fazz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I meant the dolt below tiger boy's fan club's post
←Rate | 04-08-2020 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what the guy below is saying. I'm a property manager with a company that has hundreds of rentals. Only 4 are late.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 19:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Free Joe Exotic!
←Rate | 04-08-2020 18:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how our people is financially struggling from one lost paycheck. Booming economy, eh? More like con-artist illusionist president.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah baby! We just took over Spain in the COVID-19 death count. We're in 2nd place! We're coming for you Italy!
←Rate | 04-08-2020 17:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anybody else up to 6 meals a day
←Rate | 04-08-2020 15:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stay at home from the US CONVID-19 virus, find the best solution to copy and backup any porn movie DVD/Blu-ray disc with Makemv, just @ Makemkv.com
←Rate | 04-08-2020 14:51 by makemkv Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never thought I would get tired of jacking it at work, but three weeks into working from home and it has lost its luster.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 14:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reinforce your Ikea furniture and make yourself comfortable in mom’s basement for four more years, mi!!ennials. Bernies out!
←Rate | 04-08-2020 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey B. sanders below, you quit, so please go
←Rate | 04-08-2020 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roman Catholic dietary law classified aquatic mammals as fish rather than meat. therefore, you are free to eat beaver on Good Friday.
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember wearing shoes? Is that still a thing?
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least all this money printing from the Fed will solve the toilet paper shortage
←Rate | 04-08-2020 11:05 by Hirit Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not gaining weight during the pandemic you ain't high enough
←Rate | 04-08-2020 10:25 Comments (0)  


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