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   messageicon Biden, Holder and Warren are the 2020 dem frontrunners. Are they even trying?
←Rate | 10-18-2018 12:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
←Rate | 10-18-2018 11:42 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you sit on the toilet at 1159pm and the clock strikes midnight, it is the same crap different day.
←Rate | 10-18-2018 03:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You've already put up your Christmas tree? That's nothing. I'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 10-18-2018 03:28 by Crewz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Star Wars and Lord of the Rings are more interesting than the Bible .,Wake up people. .. you’re mercifal god doesn’t exist.
←Rate | 10-17-2018 22:56 by Meh! Comments (3)  

   messageicon Note to our friends from the south ,The Canadian Word EH! has been replaced with WAH ? Stay stoned my friends .
←Rate | 10-17-2018 18:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Canada legalizes marijuana to help cope with living next to America
←Rate | 10-17-2018 16:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Please...let's just face it. The day and age of women being prim and proper for their conservative man is dead!
←Rate | 10-17-2018 15:42 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Whenever someone says, "I think of you as family," I always assume they're gonna start screaming at me for something that happened 20-30 years ago...
←Rate | 10-17-2018 15:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having a child is like having a little broke ass best friend!
←Rate | 10-17-2018 13:37 by Stevielea Comments (1)  

   messageicon How 'bout them tax cut, eh? We must be rolling in the dough. We have so much money now, we have to light our cigarettes with one hundred dollar bills, eh?
←Rate | 10-17-2018 11:29 by LS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Has anyone else noticed the stench from November 2016 from Killary Clintoon
←Rate | 10-17-2018 09:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon . Has anyone eles notice since 1/20/16 there been a terrible stench in Washington D.C.
←Rate | 10-16-2018 22:47 by IDTN Comments (3)  

   messageicon .. I care. We don't have to read it again. There video tape of you saying it. Now pay up.
←Rate | 10-16-2018 22:37 by IDTN Comments (1)  

   messageicon You do realize that the rich are getting richer and those same elected officials are looking into getting RID of social security and Medicare.
←Rate | 10-16-2018 22:25 by Meh! Comments (1)  

   messageicon On the job training should not be part of the presidency.
←Rate | 10-16-2018 16:37 by IDTN Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I ride on an enclosed water slide I can't help but wonder if this is what it would feel like to be flushed down the toilet
←Rate | 10-16-2018 10:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your religion makes you hate someone, you need a new religion.
←Rate | 10-16-2018 00:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Bank Account probabbly thinks I am Dead 😢
←Rate | 10-16-2018 00:04 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Why did Adam and Eve have the perfect marriage?..... Because neither one of them had a mother in-law.
←Rate | 10-15-2018 22:12 by Haha Comments (0)  


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