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Does anyone knows how much any other parades cost? 
A porta potty is a pretty safe place to fart
Scary movie called the Nun is coming out. Nun of the movie is scarier than the previous movie The Priest
Well that status message must not have been very funny as we can no longer locate it in the database.
I just found out that Ribbed Condoms DO NOT taste like ribs!!
You never hear anything about the women from Nantucket. I wonder what they are like...
I love getting lectured about patriotism and morality by a draft dodging bigot who conspires with our enemies, obstructs justice, lies constantly and pays hush money to porn stars. Don't you?
If you have a problem with me, call me and we'll talk about it. If you don't have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.
I answered that Ancestry.com ad and asked for some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over. FML.
With the ban on straws what's left to grasp?
Why is it called mooning when you're actually showing uranus?
The police department should replace their sirens with the national athem.
Fox news: oops, "well after all they all do look a like."
" Thanks to the white house staff. I now know what cause my Meorex stock to go up."
Did you know that 6 out of the 7 dwarves were not happy?
I bought a camo shirt the other day and now I can't find the damn thing...
" I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb."
It takes raw talent to make sushi.
Birthday 8/17 Mae West, Robert Deniro and Sean Penn.
The diference between inlaws and outlaws...... Outlaws are wanted.