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There’s a tunnel at the end of the light 
When all is said and done, just remember, I am the Alpha of here. Only I can clean up what I want, when I want and who I want!
Morgan Freeman will be the narrator at his own trial.
The art of diplomacy is a lot harder than the art of the deal.
Florida and Texas send out a zombie alert to residents.
Starcents, it's like Starbucks only cheaper.
Will Starbucks become a homeless shelter with their new store policy?
One year ago a sinkhole open up outside Mar-a-lago. Now another one a year later on white house lawn. Could they be a portal to hell for donnie's annual evaluation with the devil?
(inventor of the ladder) I’m gonna french kiss that giraffe
*Opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our Privacy Policy
Can we talk about how crabs are too much stress for the little meat they give?
One year after a sinkhole outside of Mar-a-lago. Another one appears on white house north lawn. Could the devil becoming for donnie to take him back home?
Sinkhole appears on white house lawn when one of Melania's escape tunnels collapses
I think Alfred waa talking about c0nservatives when he said, 'some people just want to see the world burn'.
Cruelty is people with back pain having to bend over at the pharmacy to get a tube of Bengay from the bottom shelf.
Hey, Starbucks...looks like your “Open Borders” policy kinda failed miserably after 2 day’s, huh?! Imagine that...
People who blame autocorrect for their mistakes are just finger painting
Today has me seriously evaluating my policy of not drinking on the job.
Not having sex is really ruining my sex life.
USA had 288 school shootings since 2009. In second place, we have France with 2. What are we doing wrong?