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If the colts go 0 and 14 should we rest are starters for the playoffs?
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11-23-2011 04:52 by
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still rockin the kids table!
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11-23-2011 11:51 by
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a man is like a tile floor. lay him right and you can walk on him for 30 years
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11-23-2011 12:03 by
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my thong is trying to get to 5th base
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11-26-2011 14:23 by
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They should make a Rosetta Stone that helps men understand what the heck women are actually trying to say.
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11-26-2011 19:52 by
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I went to a Gay picnic once , the music was good , decorations were just lovely . The Beer was cold , hamburgers were just delicious but the hot dogs tasted like crap .
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11-27-2011 15:27 by
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Pretending to be a pleasant person all day is EXHAUSTING!!!
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11-29-2011 02:52 by
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"I never wanted to grow up, I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies
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12-09-2011 02:16 by
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I haven't gained weight. I'm just retaining cookies.
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12-16-2011 02:15 by
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3 Year Old: Mommy, was daddy ever inside you like I was? Wife: Yes. But only for a minute... two tops. Me: ...
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12-16-2011 02:19 by
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Are you soft Kitty or smelly cat?
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12-16-2011 18:52 by
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A toast Gentlemen, To girlfriends and wives. May they never meet
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12-19-2011 03:04 by
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it took me 8 months to teach thee tubby one to say row
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12-20-2011 02:46 by
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so....I almost got beat up in jail last night !....my family takes Monopoly very seriously....
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12-21-2011 02:42 by
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starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
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01-05-2012 02:45 by
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ever take a poop so big your pants fit better!
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01-05-2012 11:00 by
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its saturday and cartoons are on!
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01-07-2012 08:38 by
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No peace at home = no piece at home.
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01-10-2012 02:19 by
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Do you ever take a couple of ibuprofen just in case?
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01-10-2012 10:37 by
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"There should be a body shop called Auto Correct."
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01-12-2012 11:26 by
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