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Mom: What does “WTF” stand for? Child: "Well That`s Fantastic!"
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02-03-2012 20:41 by
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Friend tellin me " Bro I wasn`t that drunk…." Me: “Dude you destroyed my gf's garden at 4:00AM while shouting and screaming "F**k Farmville!"
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02-03-2012 20:44 by
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"Are you athletic?" .. "Yeah I surf.....the internet"
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02-03-2012 20:50 by
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Every girl needs a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she`ll never smile again.
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02-04-2012 08:45 by
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Stress makes you very tired, but it`s stressful to avoid stress, so you end up stressed out anyway,
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02-04-2012 08:49 by
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There are two things a man can never hide: 1. When he`s drunk, and 2. and when he's in love...
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02-04-2012 08:51 by
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A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain & smarts is a weapon of mass destruction...
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02-04-2012 08:55 by
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
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02-04-2012 08:58 by
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Nobody's life is perfect, but life itself does have perfect moments….
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02-04-2012 09:08 by
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I'm not lazy. I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
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02-04-2012 09:17 by
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Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now & then...
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02-04-2012 09:18 by
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I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?!
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02-04-2012 09:19 by
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
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02-05-2012 21:17 by
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Friend: "Your phone`s ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that..."
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02-05-2012 21:18 by
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If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
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02-05-2012 21:20 by
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Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…
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02-05-2012 21:21 by
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What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...
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02-05-2012 21:23 by
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I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!
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02-05-2012 21:23 by
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A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
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02-05-2012 21:24 by
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Love isn`t something you can buy... It`s a limited edition.
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