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You know what's funny? Paintings of Adam & Eve where they both have belly buttons. Think about it, take all the time you need.
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06-13-2012 19:17 by
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Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in this store!
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06-13-2012 19:26 by
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If the caller I.D. reads 'unavailable', then so am I.
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06-13-2012 19:27 by
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No officer I wasn't texting, that's dangerous. I was checking my Facebook.
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06-13-2012 19:28 by
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Relationship status: DTF
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06-13-2012 19:33 by
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Don't you love it when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save it's life?
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06-13-2012 19:44 by
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My iPhone autocorrected "wish you were here" to "wish you were beer" and I sent it anyways.
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06-13-2012 19:46 by
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Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't you share a bed?! cried Baby Bear
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06-13-2012 19:48 by
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I got gas earlier for $1.19....too bad it was from taco bell.
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06-13-2012 19:49 by
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It's not you. It's me. I don't like you.
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06-13-2012 19:52 by
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I've ruined so many good songs on bad memories.
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06-13-2012 20:08 by
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If you get sexted by someone you don't like...does that mean you got molexted?
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06-13-2012 20:12 by
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Time heals everything... except that stupid tattoo.
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06-13-2012 20:16 by
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When I watch MTV cribs I don't feel bad about downloading music illegally.
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06-13-2012 20:54 by
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I had 3 bowls this morning. 1 of them was cereal...
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06-13-2012 21:08 by
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I should be in Top Chef the way I Wake N Bake!
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06-13-2012 21:15 by
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Why is weed illegal and alcohol isn't? Weed is completely harmless man! Smh
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06-13-2012 21:22 by
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Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like.
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06-13-2012 22:04 by
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Everyone makes mistakes, accept for me.
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06-13-2012 22:05 by
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Hey, to whoever invented the zero: Thanks for nothing!
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06-13-2012 22:08 by
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