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If you don't like me, leave a message. If I don't get back to you, don't worry.. its probably because i'm too busy giving a damn.
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01-28-2011 18:32 by
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Dear U.S. Government, I was just wondering if I can get my tax return in advance. I would use my credit cards but theyr'e maxed out and I am currently unemployed. Regards, everyday U.S. citizen.
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01-28-2011 18:33 by
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You know you're addicted to gambling when you spend your hard earned money on virtual chips in Zynga.
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01-28-2011 18:41 by
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Using your car to take your girlfriend to that place she likes.
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01-28-2011 18:43 by
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Israel changes its relationship status with Egypt on FB to "it's complicated". Lebanon, Syria & Palestine 'like' this
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02-01-2011 17:21 by
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If friends could be bought at the store, I'd buy you. And I'd get a good deal because those “slightly irregular” bins are always discounted.
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02-01-2011 17:24 by
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COOL TIP: If a homeless person is ever asking you for money, cut them off and say "hey do you got a dollar". (This usually throws them off)
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02-02-2011 00:15 by
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Maybe if my boss saw how many statuses I can drop in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
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02-03-2011 16:57 by
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I won't believe the Groundhog saw his shadow until he updates his Facebook status.
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02-03-2011 16:58 by
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
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02-03-2011 16:59 by
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Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?"
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02-03-2011 17:03 by
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Guys, it's time to start working on those apologies for Valentine's Day.
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02-08-2011 15:13 by
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I've been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says….
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02-08-2011 15:14 by
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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
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02-08-2011 15:16 by
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They've asked me to appear on “I Shouldn't Be Alive.” I didn't survive anything. They just don't like me.
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03-03-2011 03:16 by
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Actually according to chemists, alcohol IS a solution…
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03-03-2011 03:17 by
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Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!
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05-23-2011 10:42 by
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Just denied 47 requests to play FarmVille, apparently I need new friends.
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05-23-2011 10:44 by
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If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it's about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city
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05-23-2011 10:48 by
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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05-23-2011 10:55 by
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