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Just think, next year at this time I will be able to say Happy 2012, but with an evil grin on my face,
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01-01-2011 15:30 by
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"Cheating" is such a harsh word. I prefer "Monogamously Challenged".
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01-02-2011 05:05 by
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I remember the days when we actually used our phones to talk to each other.
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01-15-2011 07:57 by
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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01-15-2011 08:10 by
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Ever have one of those friends that has been there for you, took interest in what you do then just stops talking to
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01-15-2011 09:40 by
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I think it's interesting that "cologne" rhymes with "alone".
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01-20-2011 23:19 by
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That time of year again where in a few days we will be able to buy Hearts filled with chocolates for 75% off.
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02-13-2011 03:55 by
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I need a damn girlfriend...well not a "damn" girlfriend, just a girlfriend...well not just a girl that's a friend but...a girl...well, not a girl, but a woman...OMG I am turning into Mr. Kimball! Damn you, Green Acres!
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02-15-2011 16:52 by
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it me or does everyone get sick of pancakes by the time you are done eating them...
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03-01-2011 22:41 by
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I am wondering if Snoop Dog ever watched Charlie Brown.
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03-02-2011 15:03 by
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Who wants to bet me I don't have a gambling problem?
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03-14-2011 21:44 by
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Lick the alphabet. Yea, you know what I am talking about, don't even lie.
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03-16-2011 15:19 by
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I went to a Chinese restaurant and saw the sexiest woman I have ever saw, so I was blunt and said I wanna 69...she brought me Beef and Broccoli.
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03-16-2011 16:32 by
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What is the most spontaneous thing you plan on doing?
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03-28-2011 10:08 by
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Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog backwards?
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03-28-2011 16:16 by
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I had so many great women in my life, yet I don't know where they're at... at least that's what I told the cops ;)
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08-14-2012 03:04 by
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Remember when you ordered from Columbia House... the first 5 times?
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04-24-2013 19:35 by
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I'd play Monopoly but I am afraid of the commitment...
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06-19-2013 16:29 by
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For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
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08-13-2013 16:40 by
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I don't need alcohol to have a good time. I need it to make sure I don't have a bad time...
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08-31-2013 03:55 by
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