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   messageicon bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!
←Rate | 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd Comments (1)  

   messageicon if you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
←Rate | 09-21-2009 03:18 by DD Comments (0)  

   messageicon || You have one advantage over me. You can kiss my ass, I can't.
←Rate | 09-21-2009 03:57 by DD | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.
←Rate | 09-21-2009 04:03 by DD | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  

   messageicon 9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate
←Rate | 01-11-2010 19:37 by dd Comments (0)  

   messageicon When things go wrong as they usually will and your daily road seems all uphill, when funds are low and debts are high, when you try to smile but can only cry. when you really feel like you should quit, don't call me, I don't give a S#@t.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 07:43 by DD Comments (0)  

   messageicon If this day gets any longer I'm gonna have to take a second lunch..
←Rate | 11-10-2011 14:52 by dd Comments (0)  

   messageicon I never understood the point of checking into the gym?? Most of the time everyone can see if you workout. And if someone "likes" it, they probably think you're fat and are happy you're pretending to make a change.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 21:30 by DD Comments (0)  


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