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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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03-12-2010 18:22 by
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wtf why does everyone on facebook think there models?
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04-02-2010 21:39 by
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If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a helpful lizard putting a city back together and leaving afterwards.
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05-09-2010 13:36 by
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If you watch Rambo backwards, it's about a medic with a magical bullet vacuum.
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05-12-2010 17:39 by
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Forget a 5 star chick... I rather have a 6 flag chick... More flags more fun!!!
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06-24-2010 13:18 by
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Beauty is common... significance is rare
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07-14-2010 12:45 by
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Ladies if you want your man home more often in the next few months... Madden 11 is here... Oh and NFL SUNDAY TICKET ont be bad either!!!
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08-10-2010 15:22 by
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If Pluto is a dwarf planet and not a real planet, are dwarf people not real people?
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08-15-2010 14:28 by
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throwing the new MySpace Profile out with the trash where it belongs :)
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08-26-2010 14:25 by
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If you are late to special ed is it proper for the teacher to say that you are tardy?
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09-19-2010 23:34 by
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You give that porn actress an award?, she sucks! Nevermind....
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01-08-2011 13:40 by
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Hey Prince William, I'mma let you finish and all, but we had the most historic event OF ALL TIME.
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05-02-2011 17:31 by
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I truly don't understand the needs for ladies 70 and above to bath in their perfume, unless their trying to kill their husband.
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05-21-2011 22:19 by
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i guess if you got the last name weiner, you better advertise it!
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06-02-2011 21:02 by
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A true friend sees the first tear... catches the second... and stops the third
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08-05-2011 05:41 by
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Falling In Love With You Is The Second Best Thing I Have Done .. Finding You Is The First ♥ ..
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08-05-2011 05:41 by
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on a (̅_̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅l̲̅b̲̅o̲̅r̲̅o̲̅̅ ̅_̅_̅()ڪے break !!
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08-05-2011 05:53 by
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Tsunami? Wild Fires? Tornadoes? Hurricanes? Earthquakes?...I thought we had til 2012?
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09-07-2011 16:57 by
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Some people around me are alive because I can't afford a hitman....!
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09-08-2011 20:01 by
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I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve multi orgazims. Don't worry if you can't come! For those of you that will come...Sign the guest, list below!
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09-22-2011 16:15 by
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