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up to his waist in quicksand.. thank god for facebook mobile!!!
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05-28-2009 21:50 by
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like a virgin... well at least that's what I'm saying to clear up those nasty rumours :D
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05-28-2009 21:54 by
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How much horsepower does your horse have?
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12-14-2009 18:23 by
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Multiply that by infinity & take it 2 the depths of forever & then you will have some vague idea what I'm talkin about...
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01-25-2010 21:57 by
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death gotta be easy cause life is hard. It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
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01-26-2010 16:36 by
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as Vice-President of Toyota I would like to say please dial 1800-our-bad.
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02-04-2010 18:02 by
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on the first date, don't let on that the cost of the meal worries you.
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02-14-2010 11:29 by
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when your life flashes before your eyes, make sure you've got plenty to watch.
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02-17-2010 18:36 by
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Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.
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02-19-2010 09:31 by
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if The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
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02-19-2010 16:49 by
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it's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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02-19-2010 16:52 by
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Earth is full. Go home.
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02-21-2010 11:35 by
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all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
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02-28-2010 21:02 by
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don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.
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02-28-2010 21:08 by
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Only a few of us have that special talent to trip UP the stairs.
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03-10-2010 12:25 by
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if I'm not back in five minutes.....call Obama. He'll know what to do
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03-13-2010 17:50 by
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do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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03-16-2010 15:33 by
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list...
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03-16-2010 15:38 by
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
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03-16-2010 15:40 by
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I'm going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You'll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.”
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03-16-2010 15:53 by
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