Mike Funny Status Messages

   more bars in more places.

   a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good good night

   Jon Gosselin's secret lover

   without me awesome is only aweso

   says his ambition in life is to turn no into yes!

   having an out of body experience. will be back in 10 minutes

   like superman just without the cape

   might be schizophrenic; but at least I'll always have each other

   celebrating Take Your Hamster to Work Day ...

   I'm not lonely, I'm just selective!

   like a lawyer....I'm just trying to get you off!

   the best has yet to come...

   pretty sure it's what Jesus would have done...

   While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart

   anyone who says it's as easy as taking candy from a baby, has never tried taking candy from a baby!

   as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein!

   100% positive that he isn't sure!

   will not be updating his status today..

   wondering what would Scooby...do!

   loves to go to Washington - if only to be near his money.