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   messageicon When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 18:37 by zee Comments (0)  

   messageicon First drink & people speak their mind, 2nd drink people speak their heart. 3rd drink & people speak from their ass
←Rate | 09-22-2010 16:19 by zee Comments (0)  

   messageicon : One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
←Rate | 11-01-2009 15:56 by zee Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
←Rate | 12-07-2009 13:34 by zee Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can never plan the future by the past.
←Rate | 12-05-2009 21:17 by zee Comments (0)  


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