willb Funny Status Messages

   TODAY I went in to have that all important "Special" check up that all men of a certain age should have, which leads me to this question; is it normal for a proctologist to have a tip jar on the examination table?

   RE-INSTALLING SUMMER ... ███████████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 60% DONE

   It's been 25 years and they still aren't sure who framed Roger Rabbit. My alibi is Airtight!

   I know that the change in seasons is good, fireplaces, hot toddy's, we need the rain, etc. But couldn't we just set our clocks back again please, to, I dunno, July???!!!