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   messageicon Anyone else thinking they should drop Mike Rice into North Korea, just to get the ball rolling already?
←Rate | 04-05-2013 13:11 by Tmp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Halloween is like a night off for prostitutes, since so many women are dressed like that, who can tell who's the real deal?
←Rate | 10-31-2010 01:14 by TMP Comments (0)  


   messageicon To this day the clown in Poltergeist creeps me out
←Rate | 04-10-2013 03:22 by Tmp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Mother's Day & Everyday to all the Moms out there.
←Rate | 05-12-2013 02:52 by Tmp Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw Eclipse and can't believe it took 3 movies (and 2 actresses) to kill off that b*tch Victoria! And Jacob - get a clue, you stalker!
←Rate | 07-13-2010 17:51 by TMP Comments (1)  


   messageicon waiting to be blown by Irene ... I wonder if she swallows :)
←Rate | 08-27-2011 15:06 by tmp Comments (0)  


   messageicon And the Hedonist of the Year award goes Charlie Harper, who couldn't be with us tonight. Accepting the award on his behalf is Charlie Sheen. Oh, wait ... what's the difference? =p
←Rate | 10-27-2010 09:20 by TMP Comments (0)  



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