theycallme411 Funny Status Messages

   Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn't on purpose!

   just saw Elvis, Marilyn and Bin Laden at Walmart...I have pics...but for politically correct reasons I cannot post them!

   I almost missed work this morning because "somebody" changed the order of my "day of the week" undies.

   figured out the answer to the question, "Why does my dog like to put his head out the car window and he doesn't like when I blow in his face?" Answer: Halitosis!

   saw the new George Foreman grill in the store last night and the box says it can reduce fat by 42%. It's a lie...I leaned against the box and nothing happened!