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   messageicon I don't want to lie to your face, so could you do me a huge favor and turn around?
←Rate | 01-28-2010 12:03 by taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Broom for sale...needs new motor from overuse. Switching to magic carpet...more comfortable.
←Rate | 01-28-2010 19:05 by taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who in the heck thought it was a good idea to pull a foot off a rabbit and use it as a lucky charm? If it wasn't lucky for the rabbit why would it be lucky for me??
←Rate | 01-26-2010 04:25 by Taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why am I so mean? My heart was made of chocolate so I ate it. Now I have no heart and no chocolate! Wouldn't that make you mean??
←Rate | 02-04-2010 20:59 by Taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon The chinese have a serious translation problem. For instance, a translator would have been a good idea when they put "poo poo platters" on their menus....
←Rate | 01-26-2010 04:23 by Taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for a leprechaun. I've already shook down all the midgets and short people I know. Guess it takes a real leprechaun to get to that pot of gold.
←Rate | 01-26-2010 04:26 by Taleah Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to quit smoking. By the way.. Apologies go out to the mormon missionary eating the junior mint..I tried to tell you..I don't do mormon but menthol is my brand...I hope your recovery goes quickly.
←Rate | 01-26-2010 04:30 by Taleah Comments (0)  



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