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   messageicon Hookers dont like to snuggle..
←Rate | 01-05-2011 01:40 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Textaphrenia- Hearing or feeling vibrations from texts that dpnt exist..
←Rate | 01-04-2011 03:24 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone seems normal.. Until you get to know them.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 01:55 by Skedee Comments (1)  


   messageicon To the people on FB who creep on the reg, yet never post anything and never comment on anything.. I know your out there, and I know your reading this..
←Rate | 01-05-2011 10:56 by Skedee Comments (5)  


   messageicon Ya win some, ya loose some.. But nothing is better than getting some!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 12:00 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you enjoy wasting time, then is it really time wasted?
←Rate | 10-12-2010 07:32 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women need a reason to have sex.. Men just need a place
←Rate | 02-02-2011 05:21 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can attract flies with honey, but you get more honeys if your fly!
←Rate | 10-12-2010 12:10 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pshh.. Nowadays I dont even trust people that dont have a FB
←Rate | 01-05-2011 10:52 by skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear CAN, why are your books so much more $$ than mine? - US
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:57 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon The second coolest thing ab a car charger is you can use it to lift your phone up when it slides between the seat..
←Rate | 01-17-2011 10:55 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon This valentines day is going to suck(period)
←Rate | 02-14-2011 14:08 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mann life would be so much easier if we just generated all of our food into farts and never had to poop..
←Rate | 09-13-2011 17:49 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good girls bend @ the knees.. Bad girls bend @ the waist..
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:34 by Skedee Comments (1)  


   messageicon Leaving tha house to start todays blactivities!
←Rate | 01-17-2011 12:40 by Skedee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont like my women single.. I like my chicks in 2's
←Rate | 10-14-2010 11:55 by Skedee Comments (0)  



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