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   messageicon knows for a fact that the Miss Universe Pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth!
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:44 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesnt get it...Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:46 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  

   messageicon doesnt have a beer gut.Its a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:49 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  

   messageicon explains Impotence: Its nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:50 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  

   messageicon that the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
←Rate | 06-30-2011 16:47 by nosaltplz Comments (0)  


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