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   messageicon Ya know, people use to come to Facebook to air their dirty laundry...Now they're coming here to air themselves eating laundry pods...The irony!!
←Rate | 01-15-2018 22:11 by Myke Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time to lower expectations is 30 minutes before the bar closes
←Rate | 09-07-2012 18:19 by Myke Comments (0)  


   messageicon One nation...over weight...with high fructose corn syrup for all!
←Rate | 08-24-2012 18:55 by Myke Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure that the demise of dinosaurs was because they were driving hybrids.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 18:30 by Myke Comments (0)  


   messageicon everybody..we all just need to chip in and buy195,249,054 powerball tickets that has every single number combination and we win.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 15:07 by myke Comments (0)  



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