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   messageicon Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
←Rate | 09-13-2012 12:32 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch
←Rate | 05-07-2012 13:06 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win
←Rate | 06-10-2012 15:00 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!
←Rate | 03-28-2012 17:44 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet. Dont be a cricket
←Rate | 12-06-2011 16:53 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend
←Rate | 05-24-2012 14:33 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker
←Rate | 03-04-2012 15:32 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single women are the reason women are single
←Rate | 08-20-2011 12:00 by Milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.
←Rate | 03-22-2012 23:52 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"
←Rate | 03-22-2012 04:45 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday
←Rate | 03-16-2012 21:42 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon this is the stat that never ends it goes on and on my friends someone started reading it not knowing what it was and they'll continue reading it forever just because
←Rate | 12-02-2011 02:43 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player
←Rate | 03-24-2012 18:24 by milsfinest Comments (0)  


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