khaleed Funny Status Messages

   that a person who really loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everoyone else still believes in the smile on your face

   Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters

   I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours

   I flirt with you it doesn't mean I'm interested, it just means I'm awake

   How to eat an Oreo: First you twist it...... Oh it broke...

   Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

   good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!