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   messageicon Ebola can live in semen for up to 2 months. So fellas, wash your socks.
←Rate | 10-23-2014 20:38 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon the inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions.
←Rate | 05-23-2012 16:49 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 20:02 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only kind of Candy Crush I do is with my teeth.
←Rate | 07-16-2013 17:02 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fred Willard got arrested for jerking off in a porn theater. Well, at least he can honestly say his newest release is in theaters now!
←Rate | 07-20-2012 13:18 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations.
←Rate | 07-19-2012 12:17 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon the new Star Wars trailer went online today & it's already a better movie than The Phantom Menace.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 13:25 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to lock in my Super Bowl prediction right now. I predict Madonna will be f*cking terrible.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 00:43 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon so sick of double standards. If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a "ho"...bu​t if a guy does the same thing, he's "gay".
←Rate | 08-05-2011 22:22 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
←Rate | 12-18-2012 21:53 by justcuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Zombway....Eat Flesh.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 13:02 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".
←Rate | 07-22-2013 21:47 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so looking forward to Halloween! Wonder if I'll see any costumes as scary as Renee Zellweger's new face...
←Rate | 10-21-2014 22:25 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon education shouldn't be a debt sentence.
←Rate | 04-21-2012 01:22 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon "How's phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can't ask on a job interview.
←Rate | 10-29-2014 19:34 by JustCuz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nicki Minaj judging singers on "American Idol" makes about as much sense as Mitt Romney judging a drag queen contest in West Hollywood.
←Rate | 09-17-2012 15:02 by JustCuz Comments (0)  



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