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   messageicon well atleast LA knows how to convict GUILTY people . . . maybe FL could learn a few pointers??? . . .
←Rate | 11-08-2011 16:45 by greekgodess84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon *a guy walks into a party store to buy a pack of condoms* . . . cashier "would you like a bag with that sir?" guy's response "nah, she ain't that ugly"
←Rate | 11-05-2011 09:57 by greekgodess84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon crazy? I was crazy once . . . my friends locked me in a padded room they said I was nuts . . . nuts? squirrels like nuts . . . squirrels are crazy! . . . crazy? I was crazy once . . . my friends locked me in a paddes room they said I was nuts . . .
←Rate | 11-05-2011 10:44 by greekgodess84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wife: "hunny, I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear" . . . husband: "kitchen, living room, dining room, bed room, should I keep going?" . . .
←Rate | 11-22-2011 03:05 by greekgodess84 Comments (0)  


   messageicon admit it . . . you can't say "go on" without using a british accent . . .
←Rate | 11-17-2011 15:25 by greekgodess84 Comments (0)  


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