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   messageicon I don't want you to panic but I'm texting from casualty. Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was
←Rate | 02-13-2011 01:28 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon people who migrate to another country should be expected to respect that culture as in no flag burning and wishing that OUR troops should be killed. They should be deported or arrested for treason
←Rate | 11-28-2010 19:30 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon "'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. 'Sort of.' It's just a filler. 'Sort of' - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, 'sort of' means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'"
←Rate | 12-01-2010 07:02 by energypositive Comments (2)  


   messageicon "The meaning of the word Islam is 'submission' or 'surrender'. Which makes it surprising that's it's not a more popular religion in France."
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:42 by energypositive Comments (1)  


   messageicon What do you call someone who can't tell the difference between a spoon and a ladle?........... Fat.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 07:03 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon The old believe everything, the middle- aged suspect everything, the young know everything
←Rate | 07-17-2010 15:18 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who ever decided that a 1" mars bar should be called fun size must be stupid .. seriously .. when is anything that is only 1" long fun. I mean come on, you need at least half a dozen to fulfil your needs
←Rate | 07-15-2011 18:52 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon A women's work is never done.especially is she asksk her husband to do it
←Rate | 11-28-2010 15:15 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hi, I was just curious cause I saw you noticing me so I'm just giving you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me. Shall we chat or continue flirting from a distance?
←Rate | 11-30-2010 19:17 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon First love is when you meet in the moonlight and you find her lips pressed against yours. Married love is when you meet in the kitchen and she finds your trainers by the sink.
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:47 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon india foxtrot yankee oscar uniform charlie alpha november uniform november delta echo romeo sierra tango alpha november delta tango hotel india sierra Charlie Oscar papa yankee alpha november delta papa alpha sierra tango echo tango oscar yankee oscar uni
←Rate | 01-15-2011 11:59 by energypositive Comments (2)  


   messageicon Technically, shoplifting from the Apple store only counts as scrumping."
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:34 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon The American military now have so many warships that they're running out of patriotic and nostalgic names to call them. This culminates next month in the launch of the USS Fonzie."
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:41 by energypositive Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our government is now blue/yellow. A bit like Ikea, except things from Ikea generally last 5 years
←Rate | 12-01-2010 06:28 by energypositive Comments (0)  



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