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   messageicon This year, I'm thankful for all the people that included me in their mass texts wishing me a "Happy Thanksgiving," now I know which numbers to block when Christmas comes around.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 12:30 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon I save money on toilet paper by keeping the 12-foot long receipts I get after every purchase at CVS.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 19:28 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hey, women that wear any lipstick darker than red: No.
←Rate | 11-28-2014 12:31 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought that the show title 'World's Dumbest' on TruTV was referring to its featured failing comedians.
←Rate | 04-21-2012 16:00 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sitting on an active subwoofer is the closest I will ever get to any form of anal sex.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 05:23 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feeling pretty bad right now for the boyfriends whose girlfriends are on their period today. #HappyValentinesDay
←Rate | 02-14-2014 22:14 by dj_soltrix Comments (0)  


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