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   messageicon how are we gonna kill all the zombies if obama takes our guns away.
←Rate | 01-16-2013 20:30 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I say let them burn ferguson to the ground and watch them cry tomorrow cause they don't have anywhere to spend their foodstamps.
←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:57 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon walk dead fans. ever notice that the grass out side is never high. so do zombies mow the grass when they are not eating brains. I dont mow my grass for 2 weeks and I cant see out my living room window.
←Rate | 03-31-2013 21:57 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Help me spread the word all over the internet that I am a millionaire. cause if its on the internet it has to be true.
←Rate | 01-26-2013 21:11 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok word of advice ladies. a muffin top might be kinda cute but if you have a 3 tier cake top please don't go out side. you scare people. just sayin.
←Rate | 10-28-2013 21:09 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon in honor of it being 3 days into spring and so cold we will be barbecuing Punxsutawney Philly steak and cheese tomorrow
←Rate | 03-22-2013 23:41 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching hard core pawn is like watching when animals attack. If this is what people in Detroit acts like we may need to put a border fence around it and just pay Canada to take it.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 19:40 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Hillary becomes president she will be the first F President. Oh, sorry. I was going to say female, but the "emale" got deleted.
←Rate | 10-21-2016 22:30 by Cyndi Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'm gonna get a tshirt made that says ' I survived the end of the world and all I got was this lousy tshirt
←Rate | 12-21-2012 20:32 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone look in the mirror and it looks like you have hail damage on the back of your thighs . Asking for a friend.
←Rate | 05-12-2017 23:08 by Cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon If CN N told you the only cure of covid-19 is to jump off a bridge. Which bridge are yall going to choose...
←Rate | 04-29-2020 13:35 by Cyndi Comments (1)  

   messageicon fat is the new skinny
←Rate | 09-24-2012 17:03 by cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the Wuhan lab had been in Vegas we wouldn't have to worry about this virus cause what happen in vegas stays in vegas
←Rate | 06-01-2020 23:48 by Cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just wonder when they are going to post the videos of the new teen challenge "blow off your left leg challenge" or the new "decapitate yourself challenge"
←Rate | 01-18-2018 01:42 by Cyndi Comments (3)  

   messageicon How did I end up on the naughty list? I sold my soul to Santa as a kid for better toys. Too bad I'm dyslexic.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 13:03 by Cyndi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sitting here wondering. Did anyone ever figure out where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
←Rate | 05-02-2020 15:50 by Cyndi Comments (0)  


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