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   messageicon The bank called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. I couldn't believe I bought a gym membership either
←Rate | 05-10-2010 18:55 by Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:23 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.50 on those little bottles of Evian water?.. Try spelling Evian backwards.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 12:08 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:22 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before putting any money down on a championship game, always check with the hat makers, they always get it right.
←Rate | 05-30-2011 09:23 by Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:28 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 14:13 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 13:48 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 19:27 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon A teacher asks ”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”A child replies”feet- coz every nite I c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 10:02 by Craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", What does that make the Tennessee Titans ?
←Rate | 07-27-2010 12:04 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 12:24 by craig Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
←Rate | 07-29-2010 08:24 by craig Comments (0)  



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