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   messageicon Are a bag of Skittles considered a serving of fruit? If so, I'm eating healthy today.
←Rate | 03-18-2011 00:06 by Booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 16:10 by booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face
←Rate | 09-25-2011 16:00 by booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelled backwards spells DESSERTS. ;)
←Rate | 09-25-2011 15:29 by booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon Think I'm going to ride a cow to work tomorrow .. trigger sum folks
←Rate | 02-13-2019 20:15 by Booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom
←Rate | 09-25-2011 16:26 by booger Comments (0)  

   messageicon I refuse to go bungee jumping... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:23 by booger Comments (0)  


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