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   messageicon The Sleep Number bed commercial came on & the spokeswoman asked "So what's YOUR sleep number?" I hollered out "80 proof."
←Rate | 05-11-2013 16:42 by Timmah Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I have trouble coming to terms with my crazy. Then I drink about it, and it all works out.
←Rate | 10-01-2013 00:00 by Timmah Comments (0)  

   messageicon ‎(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Mondays
←Rate | 03-18-2013 16:31 by Timmah Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a tornado touches down in Oklahoma, they issue a PDS Broadcast. PDS must mean 'Pretty Damn Scary'
←Rate | 05-31-2013 19:52 by Timmah Comments (0)  


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