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   messageicon I can't believe that it's the year 2012, and I still have to bend down to pick stuff up.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:13 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boyfriend yawned during sex, but I really have to blame the dog watching us because he yawned first.
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:11 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon Naps are for old people. I was taking a horizontal life pause. :)
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:10 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon In life, as in sex, my personal preference has always been to ignore the asshole!
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:09 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turn that baby's cry into a jazzy tune by putting a harmonica in it's mouth!
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:09 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 2 year old is going through a phase where she screams out what she is about to do before she does it. I had to explain to her that only adults on social networking sites were allowed to do that. :)
←Rate | 01-12-2012 16:12 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if there will be an 'End of the World Sale'
←Rate | 01-17-2012 13:10 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had phone sex last night. Had to get the morning after bill.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 21:35 by StatusPirate Comments (0)  



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